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Who is the idiot that invented mayonnaise? I want to know who decided to take a raw egg, blend it with vinegar and decide "Hmm, this tastes great, and smells even better!" What is this? I can't think of anything that tastes good that includes vinegar, much less slathered over a perfectly freakin good hamburger! Why in the world would you take a double cheeseburger with bacon and ruin it with a concoction that includes raw egg yolks and vinegar?? Someone take the idiot that invented this and shoot him. If he's already dead, kill him again.

Have a nice day. :-)

A memorable night in Big East Basketball


Look at the period number. That is NOT a typo. This game went into SIX overtimes. My home state and school are playing them tomorrow...err, tonight. WVU has to play Syracuse in the Big East Tournament Semi-Finals. It's going to be a good night.

I stole this from James

1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDB and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions.

1. -Talk to him. [Taking phone backwards
-The phone goes the other way, you moron...Thank you. 
-You know what the hardest part about being you is? Pretending to be so bad in bed. [Walks away
~You son of the bitch.

2. Right. Well, see, I'm more of a literal kind of guy. So when I do this... This is more like me saying that I will literally *break your shit off* if you ever touch me again. Okay, pumpkin?

3. Clara was one in a million. One in a billion. One in a googolplex!
Gabrielle Back to the Future III

4. Okay, I don't want to know nothing. I never saw you throw that gentleman off the balcony. All I care about is: are you happy with your haircut?

5. You are alright? Yeah, I'm good. I feel like my skull is on fire, but I'm good.
Chrissy Ghost Rider

6. -We're his goddamn kids too. 
~Heh heh, kids say the darnedest things. 
>Any other choice phrases you'd like to teach our five year old?
James Mrs. Doubtfire

7. You never understood, why we did this. The audience knows the truth: the world is simple. It's miserable, solid all the way through. But if you could fool them, even for a second, then you can make them wonder, and then you... then you got to see something really special... you really don't know?... it was... it was the look on their faces...

8. -You don't need the gun. 
~ Well, that depends on your definition of safe sex.

9. B-E-A-utiful. Come on, let's go back inside and have a shit. 
Gabrielle Bruce Almighty

10. I'm the family kook. I have a job, a house, health insurance... 
Chrissy National Treasure

11. I shall watch the performance from my normal seat in Box Five, which *will* be kept empty for me. Should these commands be ignored, a disaster beyond your imaginations will occur. I remain, gentlemen, you obedient servant. O. G. 
Again, James The Phantom of the Opera

12. There are times when we're dirt broke, hungry, and freezing, and I ask myself, why the hell am I still living here? And then they call. And I remember. 
Gabrielle RENT

13. No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for... for ten minutes! 
Chrissy The Incredibles

14.  I can handle the ship. I can even handle Mr. Blonde ambition. But i don't know if i should be flying or doing Swan Lake in these suits.

15. -Did I hit someone? 
~Yes! Thank you!

Gabrielle The Spiderwick Chronicles 

My Political Philosophy

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New Democrats emphasize fiscal conservatism, and have a strong preference for the free market. They believe in small-scale programs that provide targetted help to those in need, while working with the business community.

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Foreign Policy Hawk

Okay, so I have completed the rewrite of chapters 1-3 and am currently working on the rewrite of chapters 4-10. Most of the chapters have been written in barebones form in my notebooks and right now I am re-writing them on my laptop with more details as well as additional dialogue and such. I have found a publisher that is very interested in my concept and while I havn't spoken to them yet in person to discuss things, they are very interested in my book. I hope to post a short excerpt from it here (possibly chapters 1-3). It would equal out to be about 25 pages or so. If anyone is interested in viewing an excerpt just let me know on this post and I will be happy to post it.

Til next time

-Bryan D. Shepherd
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